- Called 7 times to the number on my Fido invoices
- 3 "We are experiencing technical difficulties"
- 2 Disconnected
- 1 "Oh, I'm sorry, that division is not open on weekends" *dialtone*
- 1 "Oh, I'm sorry, this is actually the number you have to call"
And here is the absolutely brilliant part. I was on hold for so long because of an "unexpectedly high number of cancellation requests". I'll leave that with you.