Thursday, December 22, 2005

The More You Know

I learned something very interesting today, while waiting in line at the bank to withdraw some more of my mostly imaginary money. Two small children were informing their mother that Santa has apparently accumulated the technological wherewithal to shoot kids with two guns at once. I crap you not, once.

This, I believe, answers the eternal question, "What if Mr. T and Mrs. Claus had a baby?"

(For the record, the kids were a little hazy as to whether the children getting shot had been naughty or if they were just out enjoying a nice winter stroll. Also for the record, the mother: completely un-phased by this breaking news.)

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