I went to the vampire clinic today, because, hey, I've got enough blood to spare, so why not help save some lives and fund some post-modern art projects?
However, I almost was unable to have my blood sucked because, apparently, I am just far too calm and relaxed. The minimum blood pressure with which you are allowed to donate blood is 90/50; mine was 84/47. Luckily, I was able to raise it up as I was waiting around for 15 minutes (with some help), but apparently I don't have nearly enough stress in my life. Hurray?