We just got a list of rules from the landlady in terms of how we are expected to behave at our new place. Nothing particularly interesting - no pets, smoke outside, garbage out on Sunday night, etc.
There is, however, one rule which leads me to believe that our house exists in some ethereal parallel universe, just like our own universe, but where the laws of physics are much more malleable. Either that, or some real dumbasses used to live there.
The rule? "Only park in driveway when it is available."