Sunday, February 06, 2011
The Hair Bowl
With tonight's Super Bowl between the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers, two age hold questions will finally be answered:
1) Who has better hair?
Troy "I Believe I Can Fly" Polamalu
Clay "Wet Dog" Matthews
2) Who looks more like Dr. Eric Foreman from House MD?
Steelers coach Mike Tomlin or Omar Epps, who plays Foreman
Why are these the only questions that matter? Because this year's Super Bowl is one of the rare times when I don't have anyone to hate in a championship game. I am undoubtedly pulling for the Pack, but if the Steelers win, I will hardly be upset.
Thus, without delving into game analysis in an attempt to make me feel better that one team will win over the other, I might as well rate the Super Hair.
Go Pack Go!